Email marketing annoyances
That stupid checkbox that always defaults to yes I want more spam
Due to self inflicted circumstances, I had to sign away my rights with a General indemnity and release, which would stop me from trying to sue if I am injured doing some kind of activity, such as if I fall over while taking photos, or if I am maimed by a large hungry animal.
Thankfully, the requesting company uses some shitware service called ‘SmartWaiver’, which boasts to have ‘Over 90 million waivers signed’, but had this annoying little checkbox at the bottom of the form:
These buttons always suck, and what kind of bloody emails could I possibly want from this company in future? It’s not like I’m going to be able to click shitty links after I’m eaten by a lion, or be notified of a class action - I just signed away my rights.
At least I didn’t have to use a printer.